The Great Cake Debate

Did you know that red velvet cake is really just colored chocolate cake? { GASP. } Now, I am not so much a lover of chocolate cake.  Heresy for someone who likes to bake, I know.  I can pass up chocolate cake all day long and not bat an eye.  But put a red velvet cupcake in front of me and I can't say no.  It comes with cream cheese frosting!  Nothing that comes with cream cheese frosting can be bad.

A few girls in my office got into a debate last week regarding chocolate cake versus red velvet cake.  As the resident office-baker-wannabe, they called me in to mediate.  { Via Twitter.  While riding the shuttle bus.  I love technology. } And I'm more than happy to oblige, ladies.  This is my kind of assignment!

But how does one settle this great cake debate and determine if red velvet cake is indeed better than classic chocolate cake?  Or heck, can anyone even tell the difference?  I'm thinking that a blind taste test is in order.

I intend to bake a big ol' batch of miniature chocolate cupcakes and miniature red velvet cupcakes, both with identical cream cheese frosting.  { Please.  I paid attention in middle school science.  I know you can only test one variable at a time.  Even if my mom and sister, the teachers of the family, are probably laughing at me right now. I'm at least trying to make this legit. }

So now the question is... do we compare scratch recipes or should I use the same brand of box mix for more consistency?  What would you do? Do you have a recipe we should use? { And if you're in the office, do you want in? }

Photo Credits: Red Velvet Cake and Chocolate Cake

Sweet Daydreams

I think it's fair to say that most of us daydream about what we'd do with if we had more spare time.  I'd bet common answers are things like sleep, working out and other useful, productive things.

Me?  My daydreams most often involve butter and sugar... and preferably brown sugar.  { Sugar + Molasses = Yum. Amen and amen. } Which probably means I should be making more time to work out, not more time to bake. But then again I think everyone could use a little more butter and brown sugar in their life and I rationalize that really, I'm just trying to make the world a better place.  Everyone deserves a little something sweet.

And how about these somethings!  I will make all of these at some point soon.  I may just have to take a vacation day to do it. : )

{ Peanut Butter Cup Cupcakes by Becky Bakes }

{ Pam Anderson's Apple Upside Down Biscuits, via Pioneer Woman.  And no, not that Pam Anderson. }

{ Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes by Annie's Eats }

Plus, there's a dessert that's been haunting me since I went to Dallas a few weeks ago.  We ate dinner at a great little place called Hibiscus and the food was stellar.  I had the Spec Americano & Crispy Goat Cheese, followed by Texas Wagyu Bistro Steak { and a bite of a coworker's Osso Bucco, OMG } and we all shared their Icebox Pie.

Now, fancy goat cheese and Osso Bucco seems a bit out of my league.  But the Icebox Pie was unreal and far more attainable.  "Crushed Butterfinger, vanilla ice cream, Oreo cookie crust and chocolate ganache."  That I can { and will } do.  Any taste testers out there? : )

If I Were A Kid...

If I were a kid, I'd totally want this birthday party.  Or if I had a kid, I'd totally throw this birthday party.  Almost makes me want to have a kid, to throw a party like this.  { Not exactly a rational reason to bring a child into this world, I know.  Sigh.  One day I'll be ready for all that a baby brings and not just the birthday parties.  In the mean time, I'll enjoy uniterrupted sleep at night. }

Either way, cooking and parties.  My favorite things.  Yes, please!

{ Images courtesy of Hostess With The Mostess. }

I'd definitely do the giant cubby chef cutout.  And then I'd give in to the temptation to speak like the Swedish Chef.

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fried green tomatoes.  What's not to love?  The movie is a southern classic and filmed just up the road from my parents' house in Juliette, GA.  The Whistle Stop Cafe actually still stands there today.  And if you've ever seen the movie, then you'll understand why my bridesmaids gave me a roll of plastic wrap.

{ Sorry, Mom. }

Now of course, the film's namesake dish doesn't exactly get all the spotlight in the movie.  Another, shall we say, recipe does.  But when my recent visit to Macon resulted in my returning with green tomatoes... well, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.


A little research and a little experimenting later... behold!  Something I always deemed too difficult to make.  Darn good fried green tomatoes!  Panko bread crumbs make for an excellent crunch, superior to the corn meal versions in my opinion.  And Cajun seasoning gives them a good bite.


PS - if you ever visit the Whistle Stop Cafe, I might steer clear of the BBQ. :)

{ I definitely ate two before taking this picture.  Oops. }

Fabulous Fried Green Tomatoes

Yield: Appetizer-sized servings for 4

Ingredients

• 2 large green tomatoes, ends removed, cut into 1/4" slices
• 3/4 cup flour
• Fresh ground black pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt
• 1 1/2 cups buttermilk
• 1 1/2 cups plain panko { Japanese-style } bread crumbs
• 1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning
• 1/2 cup vegetable oil

Equipment

• 3 medium shallow bowls
• Cast iron skillet { or other heavy-bottomed frying pan }
• Stainless steel tongs { plastic ones might melt! }

Directions

1. Prepare yourself a dredging assembly line of sorts.  In first bowl, combine flour, both peppers and seasoned salt.  Pour buttermilk into a second bowl.  Then, mix bread crumbs and Cajun seasoning into a third bowl.
2. One slice at a time, coat both sides of tomatoes in flour mixture, then buttermilk, then bread crumbs.  Pat down to ensure adequate coverage for crunch.
3. Heat oil in skillet over medium heat to 350*.  Now if you're like me and don't have a thermometer up to the job... here's a trick.  Find a wooden spoon.  Dip just the tip of the handle in your hot oil.  If it bubbles almost immediately, you're good to go.
4. Transfer breaded tomatoes to skillet using tongs and fry in batches, 2-3 minutes per side.  Gently remove tomatoes when done and place on paper towel-lined plate to drain.
5. Serve warm, with goat cheese and a chiffonade of basil if desired.

Or you could just eat them straight of the paper towel-lined plate, like me.  And then call your neighbors to come get some so you don't single-handedly eat them all.  Not that I did.  Eat them all, I mean.  I did actually call the neighbors.

Now... what to do with leftover buttermilk.  Biscuits, anyone?

Green Acres

I've talked about Deer Creek Farms before.  Love that place.  And they have way more than just strawberries.

Like squash!  Which I bought and used to make Pasta Primavera the other night when Spencer went to a Braves Game.  I've gotten him to eat zucchini, but not squash.  Not yet at least.

They do have zucchini, though.  And not just any zucchini, mind you.  Henry and Lewis were all too happy to show off their gargantuan find.  Sadly, it will not fit on my grill.  No ma'am.

And then there are these babies.

No, they aren't raspberries.  They're blackberries!  Big, beautiful blackberries.  That served as the inspiration for the Pocket Pies I blogged about over at Healthy Happier yesterday.

When Mom and I stopped by, Amy mentioned that when they had been picking the day before, she and the kids had found tiny little blue and brown speckled eggs in a nest among the vines.  So of course I wanted to see.  But instead of eggs, here's what we found.

{ Can you see? }

{ MOM.  The meatloaf! }

Teeny, tiny baby mockingbirds!  Less than 24 hours old and no bigger than a chicken egg.  I took about as many pictures as I could, trying not to disturb them.  And then their Momma came back.  I don't think she liked us lingering around her babies.  Guess I don't really blame her.  If I (a) had babies and (b) saw a godzilla-sized creature wielding a large black object near them I'd be squawking, too.

Does anyone know of a place like this in the metro Atlanta area?  I'm all about fresh, local produce and I've never been to DeKalb Farmer's Market or anywhere like that.  Recommendations gladly accepted!

Easy As Pie

If you're here from Healthy Happier, hello and welcome! If not, you can still download the recipe for Blackberry Pocket Pies.  Just click to save or print the PDF.

{ Yum. }

As promised... homemade pie crust!  It's not nearly so hard as people would have you think.  I'm certainly not a pastry chef, so if I can do it you can do it.  I'm convinced it's one of those things that folks want to keep feeling like it belongs to the most elite of cooks.  Not so.  I say pie crust for everyone! : )

Basic Pie Crust

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 cup all purpose flour
• 1 cup Splenda or confectioner's sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 tablespoon lemon zest (about one lemon worth)
• 1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon cold butter-flavored shortening (i.e., Crisco); cut into small cubes
• Ice water (likely 1/4 cup)

Equipment

• Large mixing bowl
• Sifter
• Pastry cutter
• Liquid measuring cup
• Plastic wrap

Directions

• Fill a measuring cup with ice cubes and cold water.  Place in fridge to cool.
• Sift flour, Splenda and salt into bowl.

• Add lemon zest, but do not stir.
• Using the pastry cutter { or your hands, if you don't have one }, cut shortening into flour mixture.  The downside to using your hands is that the shortening gets warm and sticky, when you need shortening to stay cold and form crumbles, so work quickly.

• Here's where it gets a little dicey, but you can do it.  Get your ice water from the fridge and sprinkle about one tablespoon over flour mixture.  Using your fingers, gently turn the flour mixture over the water droplets to moisten it.  You're not mixing, though, just exposing the flour to the water.
• Repeat sprinkling and moistening process until you've used about a quarter cup of the water and the dough begins to come together into a ball.  It shouldn't be sticky { that means too much water, so add a bit of flour }.

{ Not quite... }

{ Bingo. }

• Carefully pat the dough into a ball, wrap securely in plastic and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.  It's the perfect opportunity to make the filling of your choice.

Speaking of filling, I promised you Apple Cinnamon!  And it's even easier than the blackberry.

Apple Cinnamon Pocket Pie Filling

Ingredients

• One Granny Smith apple; cored, peeled and grated
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
• 1/2 tablespoon lemon juice
• 1 tablespoon Splenda Brown Sugar Blend (or traditional brown sugar)
• 1 tablespoon frozen or very cold butter; grated

Equipment

• Paring knife, for peeling and slicing apple
• Box grater, for apple and butter
• Mixing Bowl
• Spoon

Directions

• Combine all ingredients and mix well.  For pies, follow from Step 5 to completion as described in Blackberry Pocket Pies.
• Great when topped with a glaze! Mix 1/4 cup sifted powdered sugar with 1 tablespoon melted butter and add milk one tablespoon at a time until desired consistency is reached.  Drizzle over pies and allow to dry.

How does your garden grow?

When Spencer and I went to Disney a few weeks ago, we spent a day at Epcot.  The nerd in me was super-excited about Future World and the World Showcase!

{ Love that this hasn't chagned a bit. }

Now, my memories of Epcot as a kid involve Spaceship Earth, a light-up Captain EO visor and Goofy in a space suit.  { For the record, Captain EO is back in all its 1986 George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola glory.  Complete with moon-walking MJ and the original special effects.  Oh my. }

{ Poster cpyright Disney, of course. }

But what amazed me about Epcot this go around was that we were lucky enough to visit during their annual HGTV Flower and Garden Festival.  Given the recent demise of my rosemary, I'm no professional gardener.  But, I figure, I started off buring stuff in the kitchen before I was a halfway decent cook.  I guess you've got to kill a few plants to figure out how not to.

The festival provided inspiration on a multitude of fronts.  First, the topiaries:

{ Minnie's dress is made of begonias! }

{ Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater }

{ Look at sweet little Dopey! }

{ Love the Tick Tock Croc and the plume on Hook's hat }

But as much as I can aspire to a garden like my mom's { or like the pros at Disney, same difference }, we live in a townhouse.  With no yard.  So maybe topiaries aren't in my future.  Besides, if I had topiaries, they'd probably be of the "Eat More Chicken" cows.  Not sure my HOA would like that.  Nor do they like the dead rosemary.

So if I can't pull off an elaborate topiary, and the dead rosemary has to go, how about something a little more along these lines?

{ Maybe this I can do.  Maybe. }

With a little help and encouragement from Mom, I emptied the rosemary's pot and added pea gravel for drainage.

{ Take that, root rot. }

It's no Disney masterpiece, but I transplanted the Creeping Jenny { that somehow survived a winter on the deck } along with a new honeysuckle vine Mom propagated.

With the random Creeping Jenny now on the front porch and my feeling inspired { and again, encouraged by Mom }, we now have two red white and blue planters on the deck, too.

If this 95* weather doesn't kill them and I manage to water regularly, perhaps these will survive the summer!

How does your garden grow?  Any tips for a beginner?